I have to agree with Brandon. Archaeology has yet to live up to my high expectations. First of all, I haven't found anything that comes even close to resembling a golden idol, glowing skull, or magical orb.
AND, I would like to ask, "Where the hell are all the Nazis?"
I came prepared. I brought all the requisite tools an archaeologist might need in the field: cool hat, leather messenger bag, 9mm with plenty of ammo to strap in the tactical holster around my thigh. I even brought my whip! I have yet to use my whip! It is locked up, gathering dust, in a sad little heap at the bottom of my suitcase.
In all honesty, I am not asking for much. It doesn't have to be Nazis. I'd be content with a group of Chinese mafiosi bent on stealing my amazing finds or an international super-villain selling biological weapons to hostile nations. But, no orbs? No Illuminati? Nothing? With no arch-nemesis to battle? What the hell do archaeologists do all day?
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